15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes

Funny Santa Claus 1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !
2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Santa Claus 3. What is Santa’s favorite American state?

Idaho-ho-ho!
4. A Christmas definition:

The time of year when you exchange “hello’s” with strangers and “good buy’s” with friends!

Funny Santa Claus 5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Funny baby Santa Claus 7. Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

 

 

8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.
That’s because it’s on my charge card statement that long!
9. What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells.
Funny Santa baby 11. What do Santa’s helpers make the day before Christmas?
Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime! 

 

12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him !

Funny Santa Claus
13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?

St. Neck!

14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
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