15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes

1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

It's Christmas, Eve !

2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

3. What is Santa's favorite American state?
Idaho-ho-ho!

4. A Christmas definition:
The time of year when you exchange "hello's" with strangers and "good buy's" with friends!

5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

7. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.

That's because it's on my charge card statement that long!

9. What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells. ;-)

11. What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?

Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!

12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him !

13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
St. Neck!

14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frostbite!

Comments (22)

	1. Written by boring on 29-11-2007 17:07
	tut sooo shit ..x

	2. Written by Andy on 05-12-2007 11:03
	ahahah

	3. Written by ayah aboushala on 19-12-2007 07:56
	wat da hell very ugly

	4. Written by FARUZAN on 23-02-2008 18:06
	It was.....hmmm...absolutely fantastic

	5. Written by me on 08-04-2008 02:58
	they suck

	6. Written by Brenda on 30-09-2008 23:20
	Santa is funny and nice you guys should not say that about santa. Santa is waching you.

	7. Written by kimberly on 14-11-2008 10:14

	8. Written by kjdabv on 12-12-2008 13:59
	that was poor as u like.

	9. Written by rachel on 20-12-2008 12:40
	omg those were so shit it hurts to read them they make me sick

	10. Written by GF on 20-12-2008 12:41
	LAME ASZ SHYT MAN

	11. Written by uikuy on 06-01-2009 08:56
	shittttttttttt

	12. Written by Tony Hawk on 10-02-2009 16:09
	man those jokes suck ass!

	13. Written by meeee on 20-07-2009 20:39
	f***ck

	14. Written by john robert banez on 19-08-2009 10:28
	wla wenta

	15. Written by ;[ on 10-10-2009 23:03

	16. Written by meshoe on 30-10-2009 17:52

	17. Written by keyshia on 03-11-2009 14:54
	what is with the smileys???!!!?!?!?!

	18. Written by russell33 on 22-11-2009 10:23
	ahh sat on my nuts!!!

	19. Written by russell33 on 22-11-2009 10:25
	i like #7 ahh sat on my nuts!!

	20. Written by becky giles on 25-11-2009 07:29
	omg what jokes wa they?? well hope im stil on the good list santa nt merry xcitin tho

	21. Written by not telling u on 18-12-2009 06:34
	these r retarded. u peeps have lost ur sense of humor.

	22. Written by edward cullen on 07-01-2010 14:53
	i luv this christmas jokes

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