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1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It’s Christmas, Eve ! |
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2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. |
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3. What is Santa’s favorite American state? Idaho-ho-ho! |
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4. A Christmas definition:
The time of year when you exchange “hello’s” with strangers and “good buy’s” with friends! |
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5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. |
| 6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic. |
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7. Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
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| 8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year. That’s because it’s on my charge card statement that long! |
| 9. What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas! |
| 10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time? Jungle Bells. |
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11. What do Santa’s helpers make the day before Christmas? Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
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| 12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him ! |
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| 13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe? St. Neck! |
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14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! |
| 15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite! |
