15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes

1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

It's Christmas, Eve !

2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

3. What is Santa's favorite American state?
Idaho-ho-ho!

4. A Christmas definition:
The time of year when you exchange "hello's" with strangers and "good buy's" with friends!

5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

7. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.

That's because it's on my charge card statement that long!

9. What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?

Jungle Bells. ;-)

11. What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?

Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!

12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?

Because it soots him !

13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
St. Neck!

14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frostbite!

Comments (22)

	1. 29-11-2007 18:07
	tut sooo shit ..x

boring

	2. 05-12-2007 12:03
	ahahah

Andy

	3. 19-12-2007 08:56
	wat da hell very ugly

ayah aboushala

	4. 23-02-2008 19:06
	It was.....hmmm...absolutely fantastic

FARUZAN

	5. 08-04-2008 03:58
	they suck

	6. 01-10-2008 00:20
	Santa is funny and nice you guys should not say that about santa. Santa is waching you.

Brenda

	7. 14-11-2008 11:14

kimberly

	8. 12-12-2008 14:59
	that was poor as u like.

kjdabv

	9. 20-12-2008 13:40
	omg those were so shit it hurts to read them they make me sick

rachel

	10. 20-12-2008 13:41
	LAME ASZ SHYT MAN

	11. 06-01-2009 09:56
	shittttttttttt

uikuy

	12. 10-02-2009 17:09
	man those jokes suck ass!

Tony Hawk

	13. 20-07-2009 21:39
	f***ck

meeee

	14. 19-08-2009 11:28
	wla wenta

john robert banez

	15. 11-10-2009 00:03

;[

	16. 30-10-2009 18:52

meshoe

	17. 03-11-2009 15:54
	what is with the smileys???!!!?!?!?!

keyshia

	18. 22-11-2009 11:23
	ahh sat on my nuts!!!

russell33

	19. 22-11-2009 11:25
	i like #7 ahh sat on my nuts!!

russell33

	20. 25-11-2009 08:29
	omg what jokes wa they?? well hope im stil on the good list santa nt merry xcitin tho

becky giles

	21. 18-12-2009 07:34
	these r retarded. u peeps have lost ur sense of humor.

not telling u

	22. 07-01-2010 15:53
	i luv this christmas jokes

edward cullen

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15 Funniest Christmas Short Jokes