|1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !
| 2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
|3. What is Santa’s favorite American state?
|4. A Christmas definition:|
The time of year when you exchange “hello’s” with strangers and “good buy’s” with friends!
|5. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
|6. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
|7. Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?|
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
|8. I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.
That’s because it’s on my charge card statement that long!
|9. What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
|10. What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
|11. What do Santa’s helpers make the day before Christmas?
Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
|12. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
|13. What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
|14. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !|
|15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?