Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those pore ladies in daddy's computer. Amen.

When nothing goes right...go left.

Warning! Total b*tch!
"Yes, I'm the girl your mother tried to warn you about. "

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

I want to have a nice body but not as much as I want dessert.

I need more money and power and less s*it from you people.

Dear Lord :So far today, I'm doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent.

Apologizing: Does not alway mean you are wrong and the other person is right.
It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.