Ah, the Florida Man strikes again! August 19th seems to have been a particularly eventful day for our beloved Florida Man. I can only imagine what crazy antics he got up to this time. Did he try to wrestle an alligator while wearing a Hawaiian shirt? Or perhaps he attempted to ride a manatee through the streets of Miami? Whatever it was, you can be sure it was entertaining.
Now, let’s dive into the depths of Florida Man’s shenanigans on August 19th. Rumor has it that he decided to create his own amusement park in his backyard. Yes, you heard that right! He transformed his humble abode into a thrilling roller coaster extravaganza complete with loop-de-loops and a water slide that went straight into his swimming pool. Talk about making the most out of quarantine!
But that’s not all, folks. Our Florida Man is nothing if not resourceful. On August 19th, he decided to challenge the world record for the longest time spent juggling flamingos. Yes, actual flamingos! He managed to keep those pink birds up in the air for a whopping 12 minutes and 34 seconds before they flew off in a panic. Who knew flamingos could be so easily startled?
Oh, but the madness doesn’t end there. On this fateful day, Florida Man also attempted to break into the Guinness World Records by building the world’s largest sandcastle in his backyard. Armed with a shovel and an absurd amount of sand, he toiled away all day, only to have his creation crumble to pieces just as he was about to add the finishing touches. Poor Florida Man, always so close yet so far.
So there you have it, a glimpse into the wild and wacky world of Florida Man on August 19th. It’s safe to say that this man never fails to entertain us with his outrageous escapades. Who knows what crazy adventures await him next? We can only wait and see what absurdity unfolds on the next Florida Man day.
Florida Man August 19, 2019: The Pants Steaks
Florida Man August 19 starts with quite a feat. In St. Augustine, a Florida Man decided he would increase his waistline at Publix. But not by eating.
When he thought it was safe to do so, Florida Man took two packs of steak from Publix and shoved them down his pants.
The total of Florida Man’s new fashion statement came out to over $50.
Turns out Florida Man wasn’t good at judging when it was safe to stick his bounty down his pants.
Surveillance cameras caught the entire crime.
August 19th, 2019: Florida Man and the Jogging Sword
There are few things scarier than Florida Man having a gun. We would have to say that Florida Man armed with a sword is one of those few things.
At first, a random jogger thought that a man was coming at him with a red stick, but as Florida Man closed the distance, it became more deadly. A sword.
Why was Florida Man coming at the random jogger? The jogger looked through a pile of trash left on an empty property.
Florida Man was also interested in the trash. He followed the jogger home, and on the way, he started a fight over a piece of the trash that the jogger had laid claim to.
The two fought, and Florida Man decided his sword would be a good tool for the fight.
By the time the altercation had started, the jogger was at his home. Everything was caught on his surveillance system. Florida Man decided to leave when he noticed that he was on camera.
That was when the jogger screwed up, though, he left his claimed trash outside for a minute, and a woman came and took it. Authorities believe that the woman is connected to Florida Man. She could be the female Florida Man in this case.
August 19, 2020: The Random Killing
Florida Man isn’t known for being the brightest crayon in the box. This Florida Man received drugs for his birthday and was sent to the hospital after the drugs didn’t agree with him.
Instead of going home after being released, Florida Man had another plan.
His first stop was breaking into a stranger’s house and stabbing them. The person he ended up killing was a well-known attorney in the county.
Florida Man was charged with murder and burglary. For some reason, Florida Man usually gets out on bond but not this time.
The world is a crazy place, but Florida is something else. Sticking steak down your pants is something only a Florida man would do. Also, can you imagine getting sworded when you were just jogging? It’s pretty wild. If you like this article, check out my other Florida Man stories.
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